I snuck fruit one day and it tasted like nectar of the gods. My body has so fully adjusted to being fed every 2.5 hours that if I'm late, my cells can be heard screaming for food and water …
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And it's hard to write about being happy 'Cause all that I get I find that happiness is an extremely uneventful subject - Florence + The Machine, No Choir My days have settled into a …
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One week into Optavia, I'm forced to realize this weight isn't going to actually slide off. I used to imagine that gelatinous cellulite could be metabolically heated into a biosilky oil that …
At the moment, I'm noticing how the melted vegan butter spread swirls with warm strawberry jam in the crusty holes of my toasted baguette breakfast. I don't usually eat in the morning other than …
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I was staring at the ceiling but with my eyes closed-- have you ever done that? I was seriously debating not getting up to run on DAY TWO under the reasoning that we are planning the beach tonight …
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